Nicole vs. Life
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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