Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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