Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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