Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb. http://tfl.nu/zkca
  Replies (15) Good night (3045) Bad night (840) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now http://tfl.nu/rj5l
  Replies (23) Good night (1090) Bad night (4511) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  new revelation: five guys for breakfast

  (561): View more from Florida

  new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): new revelation: five guys for breakfast (561): new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation http://tfl.nu/4ic9
  Replies (24) Good night (3473) Bad night (1189)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet. http://tfl.nu/w01w
  Replies (40) Good night (4358) Bad night (457)
• Favorite

  (660): View more from Missouri

  Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart

  (281): View more from Texas

  What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?

  (660): View more from Missouri

  Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (660): Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart (281): What theme did he decide on for the bathroom? (660): Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni http://tfl.nu/hovp
  Replies (19) Good night (5036) Bad night (731)
• Favorite

  (+43): View more from

  my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+43): my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe http://tfl.nu/lh72
  Replies (16) Good night (7706) Bad night (701) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier. http://tfl.nu/7vbg
  Replies (8) Good night (675) Bad night (3187)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed. http://tfl.nu/hsf7
  Replies (8) Good night (3771) Bad night (1119) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused. http://tfl.nu/8r68
  Replies (2) Good night (3641) Bad night (534) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  The strip club called, they have your shoe.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): The strip club called, they have your shoe. http://tfl.nu/kbp6
  Replies (13) Good night (3629) Bad night (690) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister? http://tfl.nu/m4fg
  Replies (5) Good night (2005) Bad night (386) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (260): View more from Indiana

  A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (260): A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake? http://tfl.nu/02wx
  Replies (7) Good night (1698) Bad night (389)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night... http://tfl.nu/qo8t
  Replies (5) Good night (1004) Bad night (494) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great. http://tfl.nu/ao5x
  Replies (3) Good night (1162) Bad night (326) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  just woke up under a car ? That's odd

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Holy fucking shit

  (845): View more from New York

  WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): just woke up under a car ? That's odd (603): Holy fucking shit (845): WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT http://tfl.nu/jvxr
  Replies (8) Good night (2998) Bad night (379)

Randomize