I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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