if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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