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So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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