sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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