dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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