Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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