Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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