Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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