You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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