honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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