I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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