It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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