Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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