hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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