all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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