That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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