i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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