Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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