the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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