I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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