I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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