That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Panties = found
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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