At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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