It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i think my cat just said my name.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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