You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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