You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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