His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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