Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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