i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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