Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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