Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We left the knife in your bed.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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