ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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