Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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