Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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