Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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