why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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