What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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