I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
no, he came in my armpit
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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