Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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