If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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