So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize