Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Come on in and take your pants off
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