Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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