How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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