I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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