if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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